The day my kid got his first tablet.

The day my kid got his first tablet, I am saying first, because you know these things do not last, was a perfect day.

So, today, my 3 years old boy got his tablet, it wasn’t something he asked for or something he has seen at other kids and decided he should definitely have one. No. Just the parents decided it is time to stop harassing mom’s old laptop and get the kid his own device. After his nap, we surprised him with this great invention, but the only reaction he had, was a smile. I mean the kids these days don’t even get surprised anymore with such gifts. I guess he was trying to say “wow another device to destroy or huh, is this a new phone? because i have moms already…”.

Anyway, the family picture right now looks this way: the kid is absorbed into the tablet, asking from time to time for snacks, I got my rights on my very own old laptop and the father is in front of his computer, playing wow (nothing changed here).

So, there are some advantages getting the kid his own device:

  • first of all, no more violence ))) I mean I had to fight for the laptop, sometimes ))
  • everyone is happy
  • more free time for mommy
  • you can take it anywhere

And finally, our kid does not spend his entire day with the tablet, he goes to kindergarden and also thank God for this invention.

We live in a world where:

We live in a world where:

  • a 30 years old woman is taking make-up classes from a 15 years old boy from Alabama, on Instagram
  • an 8-hour office is old-style and online sales of a lip pump is so freaking cool
  • women refuse to have children because they don’t have time for the little nipple suckers
  • fewer kids go to college because they are memes experts
  • we make lame stories, bestsellers and then spend more money to watch the movie based on that, still lame, story.
  • we still cannot understand why two women or two men can have a great life together.
  • people can take photos of everything, expect of ….nothing…there is no mystery anymore.
  • we believe in green vegetables, which come in a plastic box from China.
  • we give to a 2 years old kid, a tablet, as a gift, so that the mommy can have free time for the Instagram stories.
  • grammar rules are for pussies, ’cause u aint real dis way.
  • we still buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like. (Fight Club).