We live in a world where:
- a 30 years old woman is taking make-up classes from a 15 years old boy from Alabama, on Instagram
- an 8-hour office is old-style and online sales of a lip pump is so freaking cool
- women refuse to have children because they don’t have time for the little nipple suckers
- fewer kids go to college because they are memes experts
- we make lame stories, bestsellers and then spend more money to watch the movie based on that, still lame, story.
- we still cannot understand why two women or two men can have a great life together.
- people can take photos of everything, expect of ….nothing…there is no mystery anymore.
- we believe in green vegetables, which come in a plastic box from China.
- we give to a 2 years old kid, a tablet, as a gift, so that the mommy can have free time for the Instagram stories.
- grammar rules are for pussies, ’cause u aint real dis way.
- we still buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like. (Fight Club).
Soon my son will be 3 years old. Now I can say that these were the fastest passing by years. I always thought that university was quick, but no, watching a kid grow is like flashing moments and wow we need bigger clothes.
Some of the rules I have learned during these time:
– your kid is the best in the world, even if he is constantly an asshooole
– you can never love your child too much
– never buy clothes that fit him just right, you’ll need bigger ones in a week
– never cook more, hoping he will eat more. He doesn’t and will throw all away.
– do not buy small toys, by the age of 3. not only because he can choke but also because you will step on them all the time.
– do not buy noise toys, they teach nothing just make you angry.
– let you kid eat by himself only when he is ready, 1 years old cannot control themselves
– let him play outside
– do not make the child’s room a sauna
– kids love sweets but teach them to wash teeth
– no Lego by the age of 5
– always keep the medicine hidden
– do not smoke in front of them
– play with them don’t just pretend to do it or staying in your phone
– let them play alone, they need space as much as adults
– no lies, after the age of 3, he understands more than you know
– explain things, do not make him shut up every time he asks something.
– be patient, he will ask the same thing 1000 times
– enjoy every moment around him
Being a parent is very hard, but also it teaches you to be kind, play, smile and always be grateful.
- Ohhh, i will never let my kid do this and how can you let him dress like that..
- I think you should let the kid cry, this way he will understand that he was wrong…
- Why don’t you take a part time job, while on your maternity leave?
How many times have you received “good parenting advises” from friends who don’t even consider having kids any time soon.
Being the only mom in a group of single-still engaged-freshly married girlfriends is hard and funny. Funny, because hearing someone, who had 2 martinis after some draft beer, telling you that parenting is so easy and I should not make such a big deal of it, is hilarious. How, how can this lady give me advises, when she babysit for an hour, once, 10 years ago. The only advice I can accept from her is where I can find the best sales or how to make margaritas using only vodka.
Also, it is hard to have girlfriends which are still size 2 and continue dating like they are 21, it is hard to explain to them, that any plans you make now, on how to be the best mom, will crash eventually. She’s convinced that reading “What to expect, when you’re expecting” is more than enough to raise a child. Good luck and see you on the other side of maternity island!
Meanwhile, it is hard to keep up the outfits they are wearing, because you only know the best places to buy organic food and big boxes of diapers. You thing that leggings and a large flower blouse with your old nikes is a fabulous outfit.
I never had the chance to give parenting advises, as I was the first to have a child in our group and I don’t consider myself the best mom but I can change a diaper and put the baby to sleep faster than you’ll make your margarita using only vodka.
So, please do not teach a mother, how to do things, until you’ve had a little one of your own, smiling at you every morning.